I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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