Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
