did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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