So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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