glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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