yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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