it hurts more in the daytime
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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