He is like the real live version of the state fair..
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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