I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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