Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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