So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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