Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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