quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It's never too late to be topless.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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