It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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