Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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