Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I touched a dick in church today
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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