talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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