i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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