i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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