it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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