i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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