I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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