Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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