I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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