So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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