that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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