i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love how my cats smell like pot.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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