please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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