It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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