singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
