question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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