so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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