He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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