youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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