she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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