You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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