If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I need moral support for this bender
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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