he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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