So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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