glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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