They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Me too!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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