You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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