Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I need to calm my uterus...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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