before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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