we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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