Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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