Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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