Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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