omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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