you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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