she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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