You surviving the open bar?
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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